Advanced Neuromancy Safety Precautions

Prophets' Guild Disclaimer

Warning: Reading this content may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of your brain cells, or spontaneous combustion of your social status among the Neuromancer's guild.

Precautions:

• 1. Avoid staring at the crystal ball of doom. Our lawyers are still waiting to be hired by the client who lost their eyes in the previous incident.
• 2. Keep your hands away from the ritualistic tuning knobs. We cannot be held responsible for accidental teleportation or spontaneous combustion.
• 3. Do not attempt to read the forbidden incantations of the ancient ones. Your eyes may bleed, your mind may melt, or you may be turned into a chicken.

For more information, visit:

• Neuromancy Safety Hazards: The Unlisted Dangers of Brain Magic
• Neuromancy Safety Tips and Tricks: Because You Clearly Need Help
• Neuromancy Safety Certification: Because You Clearly Need a Piece of Paper Saying You're Safe

Disclaimer:

This site is a work of fiction, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or people is purely coincidental. Except for the cat. That's real.